My Conversation With God :))

"Me:
 Hello God :)
God:
:-)  Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 you can call me,Dncee ;)
God:
:-)   Hey  Dncee.
Me:
 hey!
 so how are you?
God:
 I am doing very well. How are you  Dncee ?
Me:
 im fine thanks
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
 nothin,everythings the same
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 yep:P
God:
I thought so. :-).
Me:
 Do you watch football God?
God:
No,my favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
 you suck!
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 Can i ask something?
God:
Ask  it.  That was not very original.
Me:
 when i will die?
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
 come on dude,i swer im gonna keep the secret :))
God:
 :-)  Thanks for the information:Dude,
 Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 nope,because you didn`t tell me when im gonna die :D
God:
 Interesting explanation.  What makes you think I did not  tell you when im gonna die?
Me:
 because you didn`t tell me
God:
Good reason.  What makes you think I did not  tell you?
Me:
 :))
God: Are you a student?
Me: Yes
God:
 Where do you go to school?
Me:
 pervert :))
God:
 I am so glad you find this amusing,  Dncee.
Me:
 yea,because you`re a funny guy :D
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
 your pervert again :))"

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Dj Beauty @ Kiss Fm Stage/KazanTrip 09

Party animal from Ukraine :P
Some says that she`s the wife of the Technoviking :))
 The song is called:Loco & Jam - Medusa (Original Mix)

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Technoviking

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well.
He was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking".

Chippendales Dance

Make your own JibJab Sendables® eCards

My friend sended me this link,so I made my own video...
If you watch this you may die laughing :))
I hope you will like it!

10 Drugs Not To Take Before Driving

This video shows examples of what can happen if you try driving on a number of different drugs :))

Pornstar Or Potato?

Do You Want To Play A Game?
If Yes,than click here:PORNSTAR or POTATO?
A game where you have to choose whether an object is a thing that gets boned on DVDs, or a thing that's a potato.
It actually does get tricky after the first round.
Good luck everyone! :))